Thursday, June 10, 2010

With the World Cup match between England and USA coming up on Saturday I thought I would reflect on some differences we have with our neighbors across the pond. We may speak the same language but that is about the only similarity.


10 % of the population of the England attends church services at least once a week, here it’s 39%. Please keep in mind that England fought for a good 1,000 years over the correct translation of the Christian religion, what a waste of beautiful places to worship.

Westminster Abbey



In England they have Council Houses and the people that inhabit them are “Chav’s”, here we have the Projects.

Council House


"Chav's" as featured on the sketch show Little Britain



In England they love soccer, cricket and rugby, here it’s football, basketball and hockey.

Vintage David Beckham....you're welcome!



In England gas is $9 a gallon, here it’s about $2.60 a gallon, which might explain why they don’t love the SUV as much as we do.

This car gets 40 miles to the gallon


In England they love Indian food the night Mum doesn't cook, here it’s all about the pizza.


YUM



In England they plan there day around there next cup of tea, pint of lager (room temp) or gin and tonic, here we plan around the next time we are going to eat.



Two pints and a bag of crisps


In England the show Seinfeld was canceled, here it is one of the most successful comedies of all time (making $2.7 billion since the finale in syndication ALONE)


Never seen a full episode (FYI)


So let it be known....

Most Americans probably have more in common with people from Guam than England.

2 comments:

  1. Just found your blog through L.Sloan! Too funny about the England post! I'm a big fan of calling people Chavs, and also a BBC show called Gavin and Stacey. Glad you stumble on your site!

    ReplyDelete
  2. I can't believe you have never seen a full episode of Sienfeld!!! I finally found your blog again while I was looking for another one. I don't understand how they work!!! But you are so funny and so sweet.

    ReplyDelete